The fine print,
made plain.

You must be of legal age in your jurisdiction to purchase. We may decline any order without giving reason, and we will not ship to regions where the product is not lawfully permitted.

Photographs are representative; small variations in finish are part of the small-batch process and are not defects.

The product is intended for adult consumer use. It is not a medical device, and nothing on this site is medical advice.

Prices are shown in the currency selected at checkout and are inclusive of applicable VAT. We may correct obvious pricing or listing errors and will contact you before processing if a correction affects your order.

Retail orders are for personal use. Resale outside our authorised wholesale channels is not permitted. Wholesale enquiries go through the form on the home page.

Nothing in these terms limits liability we cannot lawfully limit. Beyond that, our liability is capped at the amount you paid for the order in question.

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. The courts of London have non-exclusive jurisdiction over any dispute.